AWTWB!!

straight up thought that was the shadow I was like where tf your foot at dude

so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

Oh, to kiss your beloved in your old school library. Sigh✨

the goal is to make malcolm grimm have a heart attack

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Thanks to the patient Snowbaz fans who leave very kind comments on my previous Simon Snow fanart, hope you enjoy this one!

Forgot to upload this here too, whoops!! Prompt by @sedlex

This will end in flames.

Me: nearly crashes car because I can't stop laughing.

anyway this was my favorite scene and it’s been given a Permanent Bookmark which is the highest honor (and is just me telling anyone I lend the book to “don’t move the bookmark, that’s my favorite scene”)

bazzykins. should i colour?

ok i coloured the lil pussycat

per my honest to god desire to chew off bazs feet like a teething rottweiler :) im simon woof woof nom nom grrr