Emmy

this is such a well elaborated joke and i appreciate it a lot

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.