Trust US with your secrets!

Well well well, look who came crawling back

when i say i wanna paint vox's face like a landlord special. 😽

Bro i just got aome cinnamon french toast sticks at tje store their so good even if they crinkle up in the toaster n i have to gget them out with chopsticks

I watched apology tour late because fuckass YouTube doesn’t give me notifications and lemme tell you I want to punt Blitzo like a football. That’s it, that’s the confession. I hope when I do his horns get stuck on the goal and he has to hang there for a while. Off topic but I’m also kinda down bad for Verosika

We should agree that Pentious is both milf and dilf coded

I just wanna ride vox so bad :((( no breaks just keep him there let me do all the work until he’s a whimpering overstimulated mess :((( I’d be sure to never let him slip out, drain him of every last ounce and then go for a couple dry rounds until he cries :(((( but I guess I’ll go work on this stupid bachelor’s degree instead

Look I’ve never been one for twitter. Hate that place still. But it made me realize what we lost when the porn ban happened here on tumblr.

i feel like people getting aggressive over alastor being ace are just the new generation version of ship wars. "i dont like the thing youre depicting with that fictional character, what can i do to make it stop?" the only difference is that now instead of blatant hatefulness, the ship war mindset is dressed up in a veil of virtue signaling righteousness. fandom isnt an ethical obligation to representation and diversity. instead of getting mad that people want to fuck the tumblr sexyman character from a cartoon, people should maybe get mad about the real-life ways that actual aro/ace people experience discrimination. visit your local queer community and speak out against ace inclusionism, vote against or spread awareness about alloistic legislation in your country. alastor isn't real. these issues are.

Sir Pentious could sit on my face and I would thank him

Vel I was so enraged while typing that ask I forgot the heart in my sign off. Had to come back just to add an extra fuck you to Lucy as well

The only hazbin male character that I'm in love with is Sir Pentious. The rest of other male characters can fuck off they're not interesting

Shout out to this fuckin guy https://www.tumblr.com/hazbinhotelconfessions/754162837243543552/feel-free-to-tag-this-as-ugh-susan because OHHHHH MY GODDDDD. Thank you for saying it. This shit IRKS me. I once saw a post that said “why did Alastor have to be ace, do you know how hard it is to not want him?” (<- not paraphrasing whatsoever). If people would just realize there’s other types of relationships. Put that old man in a qpr or something. He doesn’t have to fuck

(this is the stolitz hater anon from recent post)

The one thing that made me watch Hazbin Hotel in the first place was seeing fanart of Vox whining about how he's not Alastor's #1 Rival anymore because Lucifer exists and I thought it was funny because I was bored.

I feel very strongly about stolitz in a bad way

i missed seeing your posts! have you considered having a queue of posts?