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@emmettmccarts
I will try not to BREAK anything.

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you can find emmett here from now on.
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“ I didn't want to miss one second of the angel's face. ”
ROSALIE HALE && EMMETT MCCARTY.

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HUMOROUSTRENGTH
‘ if you as so much as utter a word about how creepy my coven mates are again, i will END YOU. my size does not match my own strength. so watch it. ‘
emmett could not hold back the chuckle which was escaping his lips due to the small woman’s treats. it was adorable. ‘ oh but, I don’t think I used the word creepy to describe this extraordinary duo. ‘
she had used the family visit for an excuse to go shopping. everything on her body was brand new; she was out of place surrounded by people who knew it. it was a vulnerable feeling, something she despised. rose fixes the lace of her boot and follows emmett, hoping that he’s nicer than the last redneck she ran into.
“ hopefully i won’t have a reason to just keep coming into a forest that’s filled with spiders and confusing trails that lead to nowhere. i’d rather try to farm. actually, i take that back. i’d rather venture with the trails. ”
‘ no. don’t do that. that’s literally KILLING off all the fun you can have out here, because the real treasures are off the trails. ‘ emmett turned back to her with a cheeky smirk on his face. but it was true. those tracks are just for lazy tourists. there are secret cabins filled with urban legends, places were nature was showing off her best, hell if you search long enough you will even stumble over one of the ghost towns the national park has to offer, a perfect spot for scary stories around a campfire. creating possible adventures behind every corner && not only back when he was child. ‘ so gatlinburg hasn’t really made a good impression on you so far, has it? how long are you going to stay here? ‘ emmett made a big step over a spring crossing their path and outstretched his hand back to rosalie to help her following him.
WEDDING(S) HEADCANON
Rosalie was turned in 1933, found Emmett in 1935, and (according to me & humoroustrength) the two married in 1940 for the first time.
1940. Dress. Groom. Cake World War One was taking over America’s economy, making material for clothing scarce and expensive. For her first wedding (excusing and promptly ignoring that she had planned most of her wedding to Royce in 1933), Rosalie preferred extravagance over simple. Carlisle, who gave away the bride for the ceremony, talked her down from the over-the-top decorations and parties. However, that didn’t stop her from getting the dress she wanted.
1950. Dress. Cake. The dresses were shorter, women dared to show their ankles, and the cakes were taller. The music was faster, and guests picked up the pace at popular dives. Rosalie Thomas would marry Emmett Cullen under an awning at the largest catholic church in Raleigh, North Carolina.
1960. Dress. Cake. Weddings went from black to white to popping in color, from women wearing light blue dresses to daring yellow veils and cat eye glasses. More weddings occurred in the outdoors under spring skies. Rosalie had yet to embrace that particular trend, but wore a blue ribbon in her hair with a tiara.
1970. Wedding photos. The seventies were a groovy decade of their own, refusing to be labeled with any one style or design. Though Rosalie’s wishes are always considered to be ‘timeless’ or ‘classic’, Emmett’s wishes became more obvious in this decade’s nuptials. The DJ never stopped and most of their guests were high - but Rosalie admits this was one of her favorites.
1980. Wedding photos. Loud and proud - the sleeves, hair, and music were bigger and better. Rosalie’s least favorite decade and one of Emmett’s favorites, the party was bigger than the nuptials. (My parents were married in the 80′s. Rough decade, fashion wise. Ouch.)
1990. Wedding photos. The large boom of the eighties dwindled to a slim roar. Dresses may have been thinner, but the flowers were just as big. Rosalie’s wedding was covering in roses, lace, and ended with a getaway to Ireland for the two ‘newlyweds’.
2000 Dress / Cake This wedding was more party centered than the ceremony. They had decided to invite more of the neighbors than usual, allowing the outer circle to view the mysterious Cullen’s before they left the city. Christmas lights trimmed the edges of the platform while sparklers were given to children to run around with. They haven’t been “married” again since, as Bella came into their lives and shifted the timeline.

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Rosalie Hale, 1933 ~ requested by @cheeseperson99
A VERY TINY SMALL ITTY BITTY PSA:
if you ever want to like, idk, be EXCLUSIVE with me, you can ALWAYS send me a message. I WANT to be EXCLUSIVE with people but I never know how to approach them. I HAVE IT in my mind that ‘yeah u right there…your [insert character] is the only one for ME! heart eyes motherfucker.’ It just makes things 10x easier if I knew that someone wanted to be like ‘hey i like u and u like me let’s just get on one knee and tie our shoes you dig?’ and i will totally dig. I’ve never had the exclusive rule before….I see a lot of people doing it and i think it’s the greatest thing. It puts ME at ease (bc i’m self conscious of other characterizations) AND i like building relationships IC & OOC.
Yeah i hope this explains a lot. Or not……shrugs.
“That’s what I miss the most…. possibilities. Sitting on a front porch somewhere…Emmett gray haired sitting by my side.”
I kind of almost booked my accommodation for the time I’ll be in London this summer and it really makes me feel EXCITED for it? it’s located right next to the themse and you know super cute. already planning stuff I want to on the weekends/ evenings because you know what? I can do what I fucking want. I’m of age & I’ll be there by myself which might be weird but that also means that I don’t have to care about anyone else. just doing my shit. however I wanna excuse my lack of activity but college is getting a little intense right now and that’s probably how it’s going to be until exit examination in 3 month. BUT I will try to be a bit more productive with drafts instead of just lurking around.

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the ROUGH pain in his throat was slowly f a d i n g - or maybe he was just getting used to living with it, emmett wasn’t quite sure. but with the pain alleviating he was slowly given back he control over his own thoughts. no longer being forced to constantly think about assuaging his thirst. eyes, which were still adjusting themselves to all the new layers they were able to captured, trailed through the room. he was alone with his angel rosalie and a uncomfortable silence has appeared between them. so his eyes eventually landed on the blonde sitting next to him. ‘ is there anything e x c i t i n g you do to ENTERTAIN yourself during the days? ‘ ( & nights. the fact that his days now also include sleepless nights has not quite reached his general way of thinking just yet. )
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