Emma's Ephemera

someone finally said it 😩👏👏☕️🐸

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

why is that so fuckin funny

Can’t wait to spend a year here

1- Acquire audio file “Woman Orgasm” 2 - Rename file to With Yourself.mp3 3- Upload to Amazon Music Cloud 4 - Alexa Play With Yourself

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u aren’t real and neither are these pancakes” and I’m just like “ok”

If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any problems paying rent/food for 10 years whether your successful or not.