Emma

FACT ONE: Women's brains consist of higher volumes of gray matter in comparison to men. Gray matter is full of information-processing cell bodies which help with decision making and computational thoughts.

Specifically, women have more gray matter dispersed in the hippocampus (memory and emotion), the prefrontal cortex (cognition), and the anterior cingulate cortex (attention and regulation).

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

In an effort to make more money let it be known that I’m selling Space Goofs stickers I’ve personally designed.

They’re $5 each, but $22 for all 5. Also, I accidentally made the Candy sticker a bit big. Sorry.