the journalist

Hey, that’s what us guys say when we shave off our beards. Except we say “new face, new start”. 

Really? [smiles and laughs] Alright well that's good to know at least. 

Of course, it looks awesome. Any reason for it?

I just... wanted something different. 

Wow, looks great, Em.

Really? You like it? 

Mel you okay? Do you want help with anything?

The Academy Awards always make me laugh. Or it makes me a bit sad, I’n not sure. Not because their humorous or depressing, no, just because my daughter used to say she wanted to be on them.

Why do you say that? 

Last month was pretty...quiet.

Why is it freaking you out? Is something supposed to happen? 

Oh sorry, my bad. [Runs a hand down his face before pulling out a pen and some paper.] So, what info have you got for me of fellow citizen? See the guy that killed Billy?

[looks at him confused] You're supposed to be telling me. I'm the journalist? 

Hi, sorry to bother I was wondering if you've seen a puppy run around here? 

You do smell pretty good, much tastier then the puppy.

You bite me. Pain. You touch me. Pain. So, naturally... your choice. 

I could definately live with myself after that, but I’d still be pretty peckish.

I guess so. And we came to this conclusion because…

Super weird dream. 

Sorry, were you talking? I was taking a nap, my bad.

Y'know I was kind of talking about the case you're working on.. 

Was that really necessary?

Yes.

I haven't decided if I want to make you a snack or a pet, you are rather cute

Why would you want him as a snack? Do you think you could live with yourself after taking this little guys life? I mean.. look at his face.