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i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

You're really forcing me to perform emotional labor by not allowing me to kill you

year of the skeleton

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

Nothing can stop us from making shit up in our beautiful minds. This is what it means to be human

Do you ever watch someone while they’re laughing, like wholeheartedly laughing and it makes something inside you feel warm? It’s like a lil fire sparks in your heart and you just want to laugh with them forever.

Read Monsterverse Declassified last night. It's four short comics, all by different teams, about original Titans. (I feel like I say this every other week, but imagine telling Godzilla fans such a thing would exist in 2014.) "Behemoth", penned by Greg Keyes, is the standout. I always liked his design, but now I'm a fan of the character too. A Titan-forest defender alliance is the stuff of dreams. "Doug" by Rosie Knight and Oliver Ono is pretty delightful too (it's literally just Doug blundering through Hollow Earth). He gets a profile at the end, but it’s almost completely redacted. Odds of him being some kind of trickster god = high. "Abaddon" and "Tiamat" are more extended lore drops then narratives and weren't as interesting to me, though the monochrome art in the former was nice.