Bree Emerson

*x-files theme*

My mom gave me such a cool name. it’s like when I was born she just knew I was gonna be the coolest person to ever exist

Until I came along 😚

I'm not even cool

OHHH SHIT (oh shit)

@eminemerson dont hate bc you weren’t quick enough to keep your garlic bread

@ staff how do you delete someone else’s post

be nicr to me, i’m the only car in the world who doesnt do hairballs

“car”

i hate you i’m leaving

Did u just fucking full name me in the tags wow the door is open

bye bye

Ur livin up to ur URL

@eminemerson dont hate bc you weren’t quick enough to keep your garlic bread

@ staff how do you delete someone else’s post

be nicr to me, i’m the only car in the world who doesnt do hairballs

“car”

i hate you i’m leaving

Did u just fucking full name me in the tags wow the door is open

@eminemerson dont hate bc you weren’t quick enough to keep your garlic bread

@ staff how do you delete someone else’s post

be nicr to me, i’m the only car in the world who doesnt do hairballs

"car"

@eminemerson dont hate bc you weren’t quick enough to keep your garlic bread

@ staff how do you delete someone else's post

so get this: all the people that messaged me? not bots.

😱😱😱😱 X-Files theme plays

so get this: all the people that messaged me? not bots.

Lol ppl actually wanna talk to you?????

stfu

someone apparently just invited my sister to this sus ass “chatroom” that was definitely one of those deep web things LMFAO the emersons don’t fuck with that shit 

HAHAHAHHAHA