My Personal WWE blog

Actors are too scared to be hammy these days I'm tired of people mumbling. Bring back that shakespearean shit. Enunciate like your life depends on it. I have audio processing disorder

When a boy moans your name right before he cums

heaven to my ears

But what if your dumb fucking name has three syllables? Cause mine does and I don’t want to hear that shit.

let’s spread this again and again and again

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

Gonna build my own smart digital assistant and his name will be Craigory and he does basically the same thing as a Google Home except that the data monitoring and pattern recognition is all closed-circuit and never leaves your individual Craigory and if you say the special key phrase “Aw fuck, Craigory, it’s the pigs!  Run for it!” he overwrites any stored data with troll code and turns your stove on

your last 12 used emojis will tell you how 2020 is going to be for you

Good men find you and they keep you. You can’t look for them or create them.

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

Don’t walk up the stairs

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me