Looking for Adventure in the Great Wide Somewhere

I wish I was a Jane Austen character so that instead of going insane, i could've gone to London with my aunt and uncle when things got rough.

I love how the bird acts like they aren’t following them when the cat turns around

it wants….to pull that tail……. its corvid instincts demand it

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

I had a dream recently that I was getting all of my ingredients ready to make a delicious vegetable soup while the broth was being warmed on the stove on low. When I came back, there were TWO small capybaras in my soup pot bathing in the broth. In the dream, I was infuriated. But it’s a very cute image and someone should draw it.

stop asking if the capybaras are dead 😭 I said the soup was on LOW and that they are BATHING, who do you take me for Baba YAGA? MY GOD

what an excellent kaiju

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

finally, respect for existing infrastructure.

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has