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Being recognized by the Dashcon ballpit might be my greatest achievement. Im honored and I bow down to you.

Also Sebastian is just a computer science guy, by their standards he looks healthy. There's real magic stuff in the sewer.

The farmer drinks mayonnaise and works from 6am to 2am without taking breaks. Do not enter that farm, I am 75% sure this is the work of the fae. Never interact with the fae.

As for Sebastians health I think I'll leave that to Harvey. Yoba knows that Robin and Demetrius barely check in on him as it is. Poor boy he deserves so much better. I keep him in my prayers.

Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. HALEY GET YOUR BOOTS.

In the most professional way possible, wouldn't.

Listen Haley. It's awkward enough coming home and seeing Alex leaving your room into a wild gunman stand off with me in the living room. I dont know what's going on. I dont NEED to know what's going on just please for the love of God use the color wheel in my bedroom lavender is NOT his shade in nail polish.

Well my dear anon that depends on how far your willing to delve into the world of witchcraft and the unknown. Theres much more than Yoba at work in this world of ours but you didn't hear that from me. ;)

Babe.

Im not.

Im in a constant state of dissociation, electrodoodle runs through my veins.

HELLO COOKIES STRAP IN I HAVE THINGS TO SAY MAINLY BECAUSE EVERYTIME I TRY TO TALK TO HALEY ABOUT IT SHE THREATENS TO CALL MOM AND SHANE ONLY LISTENS WHEN HES PLASTERED.

I have been putting food out back because I thought I had hungry racoon friends but alas it was a feral farmer. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Go take a shower stinky.

Yeah yeah I know its a day late but alas that is the curse of working night shift. I still have a few hours before he clocks in, now dont any of you go squealin on me!!!

You are so correct. It's my personal theory that Abigail is purple because she eats Amethyst like flamingo rules. Thank you rock eater community for your wisdom. Harvey would have my head for this post.

Bare with me lovely anon I am a tiny bit dyslexic and am struggling to decipher this ask. Do i get the knife? Does the bear get the knife? Am i the knife? What kind of bear are we talking about? Because if its the animal then i think i have a fighting chance. But if its a large gay man then im absolutely down and out because queers are born to slay.

One of Gus's finest pizzas for my favourite sad chicken man, please.

Tell him it's from the one that keeps trying to plant grass in jojamart.

Im so glad Shane has people that care for him. Thats such a kind gesture.. don't worry about it this ones on the house.

You tend to learn alot about your regulars. Intoxicated or not "Bar counter therapy" is quite a common occurance in the valley. I learned alot of things about my friends and neighbors from them venting out there sorrows once I took this job.. im sure Gus has too. And let me tell you, Shane needs friends like you.

Ill be sure to tell Shane its from you! He may be a bit grumpy about it but dont let it fool you he will appreciate your kindness. (But.. maybe not your peculier green thumb.)

Sandy? As in a romantic partner? Yknow I havent really thought about her in that way before. Dont get me wrong she is one of my closest pals but I really dont think I could handle something so long distance...