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[[A bunch of dolphins fly up and out of the ocean. “So long and thanks for all the fish!”]]

[[A smol opossom in a green and teal striped sweater is snowboarding. Nyoom.]]

[[Lego Batman, huffy and indignant, “No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman’s attic.”]]

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[[Wayne Brady on Whose Line is it Anyways?, saying “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! while dancing / flailing his arms around excitedly]]

[[A very crude CGI animation of a sad-looking person curled up with their knees to their chest. A large grey box (labeled the “Shame Cube”) lowers over them, imprisoning them.]]

[[Hugh Laurie? in a fake mustache and hat, talking on an old-style telephone. “I’d like to apply to become a homosexual, please.”]]

[[Samantha Bee desperately smashing the glass cover of a red fire box on the wall. A sign next to it says “Break glass in case of depressing reality”]]

[[Gif of a woman wearing an angular, grinning mask and a suit and tie, mowing down offscreen cops with an assault rifle. The gif ends on a freeze frame and “Sydney” appears in a font reminiscent of ransom cut-out notes.]]

[[Gif of Will Smith in I, Robot. He sneezes, then waves a hand excusingly, “I’m sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”]]

[[Kristin Wiig as Cinderella in an SNL sketch, almost dancing and pointing her thumb at herself. She says, “I’m a huge fuckin’ mess” with a sarcastic smile]]

[[B&W gif of JD from Scrubs, looking intently at the camera and saying “I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.”]]

[[Chef Gordon Ramsey stage whispering with a hand shielding his mouth, “I don’t like it”]]

[[Buffy from BTVS, “I’m cookie dough.”]]

[[A CGI shark from Finding Nemo saying “That’s good!” while smiling widely with way too many scary-looking teeth]]

[[B&W gif of victor frankenstein, upon the animation of his creation. He looks around excitedly and shouts “It’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!!!”]]