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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

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Azhmi the Kaedra

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consuming media like

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this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

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alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

#ece educator here can confirm lmao

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flintyfae

zine i made about being a boring queer!

nothing more natural than changing and evolving and learning and discovering things about yourself.

happy pride from this fat trans butch

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obligatory fav characters sketches

aoya

another beauty from @sirspamzalot

#the queen of everything !!!!

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heckblade

brennan you coward

ceruleanheaven

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

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Is your Dungeons and Dragons character too happy? Are they too settled into their life and thusly require some kind of personal tragedy to motivate them to leave it and take up a life of adventuring? Try Primus Tachonis!

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Primus Tachonis is so versatile as a backstory tool he has professional D&D players raving:

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assiraphales

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians

#said it before say it again #the government SUCKS but the PEOPLE and the PLACES are good and worth fighting for #the country as a whole and individual states #looking at you haters of the south

circaxriot

People love to talk about how specifically bbc sherlock haunts this site when the true phantom of the tumblr blog is, in fact, just sherlock holmes in general.

This extends beyond the 96+ different sherlock adaptation tags on this site. What is Dr. Spencer Reid but a 2000s American sherlock ? What is the Doctor if not alien time lord sherlock holmes ? Every single "non-sherlock" mystery/detective form of media will have a sherlock character that will have a decade-long active tag on here.

Sherlock Holmes, in general, haunts the tumblr narrative

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