we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
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man. the way some people joke about pou and stace lacking a lot of pda like they forgot a good amount of that relationship was spent real stressed about hiding it. especially stacey who after still struggled a lot with not wanting to just be seen as pou's wife. I don't think they forgot they were married to each other. I think they're deeply aware that they're married to each other at all times.
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oh right now that the expansion drafts are essentially complete (existing teams have two windows on draft day eve and draft boxing day where they can sign anyone who was on the roster and has an expiring contract) (and then there will be free agency where any unsigned player can sign with any team)
just cause your special little guy has been signed, protected, or passed over doesn’t mean they’re safe! ask the sirens how they lost Ella Shelton and Abby roque! ask Toronto and Montreal why they had fewer draft picks! your GM can make a draft! day! trade!
they can just announce “hey instead of selecting a new baby to raise we’re gonna sign our parental rights over to pascal daoust and take one of his toddlers” do worry kitten! You’re never safe! Sports is suffering!
MY BABY HAS BEEN MARKED SAFE FROM EXPANSION!!!! now we just have to hope that her beautiful polycule and expensive contract are enough to keep her safe from being stolen by an existing team
this is actually the perfect draft order if your goal was to piss off as many people as possible
"you fumbled so hard you're making the government look competent" 😭
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You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.
just so we’re clear, there is only one Captain Clutch and her name is Marie-Philip Poulin
Shane who, growing up, always wanted to touch the marble statues he saw in the museums he visited with his parents.
He spends ages staring at those ancient stone torsos wondering how it would feel to run his hands over the carefully carved bumps and ridges. What it would feel like beneath his fingertips.
He doesn't know why he wants it so bad, but it's all he can think about whenever he's there. And he hates that it's all he can think about. He always shoves his hands deep in his pockets and hopes that no one nearby can read minds.
And then one crazy night he finds himself alone with a man he's supposed to hate and well...
... he gets it now.
FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—
‘I’m going to miss you’
My first ever mohabbot 🥺
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A PWHL draft order sure would be nice, as we’re now TWO DAYS AWAY FROM THE DRAFT
happy iron lung day to all who celebrate
I think it's beautiful that we all call her lovely now. Lovely no longer sounds like a word and I don't even care because she's so very lovely
Fictional country: average fantasy
Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre
Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city
Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application
Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of
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miss daisy bell
my beautiful 2026 montreal victoire. they've massacred my girl(s).
