Free Bird

Oh, that’s unfortunate. How did you manage that?

I’m a dancer... Kind of comes with the territory ya know?

What?

Oh... uh, hi again. Um just uh... Sprained my ankle is all.

What?

Oh, nothing. Just sprained my ankle...Again.

Shopping makes the soul better. 

What did? 

I was in the hospital for a few days. Sprained my ankle again... 

“He said that? Incredible. Inspirational, even. Gotta love the creativity in this town.”

“He did! That is not something I could make up, ya know? Inspirational. I feel like maybe I should submit that to the next president for their slogan.”

Jason was hiding from a person who found out his secret and I was hiding with him. 

Well that’s a very, uh... interesting story to say the least.

❝ Yeah, that’s one way to put it. They ran right through that sign and nearly right through me. ❞

“Did you at least get their plate number?”

Okay, so I know you’re probably wondering why I disappeared off the face of the earth for about a month and all but, due to my super-secret spy status, I can’t disclose that information for your own safety. 

Oh damn. I didn’t notice cause I’m new here... Sorry, but welcome back!

I was in the shower earlier, and it just occurred to me– cereal is just dog kibble for humans. Let that brain bomb settle in for a few minutes.

Have you ever tasted kibble? I did on a dare once and it was like crunch meat flavored crap.

It was nothing bad. 

Oh, I’m a Yogi, or Yoga Instructor! It’s sorta one of my life passions. I swear by it.

OH wow. That’s really cool actually. You should go do a class. People here seem pretty eager to learn all sorts of things.

Goodness, it is such a beautiful day today! I wonder if I should take my hammock and go on a hike? Maybe I could teach a class out on a trail somewhere…I just dig all of these great vibes.

What kind of classes do you teach?

I’d very much appreciate your help… just go easy on me. Well, you look pretty fit so I’d say you’re doing a good job. I think I definitely will get some, thanks for the suggestion. I’m Freddie, nice to meet you.

Of course! I mean, I don’t think you need it but if it’s just to stay fit, it’ll be easy. Me? I kind of have to be. Dancer. Thrilling, I know. Well, it’s very nice to meet you Freddie. What do you do?