#castonstarter

I don’t understand how some people don’t eat breakfast. How can you go hours without eating anything after waking up? I would starve.

Well that royally sucked. 

I’d love it if someone would explain to my mother that she doesn’t need to call every night and make sure I’m doing homework.

You know.. drinking two days in a row sounds fun and all, but I keep forgetting that means two days with killer hangovers too.

‘’Oh god, stop!’’ She giggled.

To whoever stole all my shirts... I appreciate that you find my body attractive enough to go to all that trouble and that you’re saving me on the laundry bill, but I don’t think I’m allowed to go to work like this. Which isn’t a problem for a month or so... but I’d still appreciate having at least one back. Thanks. 

There, a few bags of shirts successfully donated. I’ve done my good deed for... well actually I’m never planning on really doing a good deed again. So I guess this means this is my one good deed for life. Suppose I can walk in a church without catching fire now?

I don’t know if you’re aware, but you just standing there staring at me is kind of creepy.