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i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

brad bakshi is so funny because the actual work he does is like... fairly standard for video game monetization? he just decided to do it in the most cartoonishly evil way possible.

ATTENTION: i am going to postpone my murder until ryan and shane get full ownership of unsolved. sorry for the delay.

UPDATE: since ryan and shane now have full ownership of unsolved (ghost files on watcher) my imminent murder can now commence. thank you for being patient.

every time i am filled with hubris (eating whole pomegranates in one sitting) i am painfully reminded that there is a god more powerful than me (mouth itchy, kinda swells, excessive sweating, palms and fingertips also itchy)

why would you say this knowing i have covid

“boys will be boys” should mean whatever Troy and Abed were doing in the end tags