sebastian

he is sucking his thumb while topping

or pacifier so he can use both hands

Baseball is like so the pitcher is like a nervous horse and the catcher like the patient trainer going shh shh shh just look at me focus on me

dick from a guy who is sobbing and scared

Hitting it from the back and going to pull his hair but he shaved it all so you just full palm #HisBaldHead and yoink that shit back like a gear shift

if i had a nickel for every time i watched the seattle mariners lose a game this season while in an airport or on a plane id have FOUR FUCKING NICKELS which is FAR TOO MANY

make that five nickels ❤️

it's really kind of you to take in this abandoned puppy and i respect that you want to spoil it and give it a wonderful life but you're going too far with this. you can't let it fuck you.