Not another super-hero cliche

“Yeah, my kind senior citizen mentor. Got any hard candy on you?” Kyle grinned and gave a slight chuckle. “Well that’s information to keep between you and whatever poor girl you’re harassing today.”

“And that’d be you”, he teased, “you’re as cute as any girl would be, dearest Kyle~~ if you want the candy, feel free to grab it”, he snorted, “c’mon kiddo, let’s go somewhere and chill for a change, we can’t be saving the world 24/7”, he stopped, “and just for a little information, they’re not ‘poor girls’, they’re ‘happy ladies”, he nodded.

"Oh god.. It's like talking to a perverted Willy Wonka. Also I think you'll find I am rugged and manly." He strokes his stuble in mock triumph. "Okay where'd you have in mind?" Kyle quirked a brow at Hal. "Be sure to remind Carol of that when she kills you for dying again."

“What charm?-” He’s cut off as Hal pulls him down. “I’m all for celebrating but if you noogie me I’m sticking you on the naughty step.”

“Oh c’mon Kyle, gotta be more kind to me. I’m like, your kind senior and almost mentor”, he gave him a pat on the back and chuckled, “although I do like the word naughty–––”

"Yeah, my kind senior citizen mentor. Got any hard candy on you?" Kyle grinned and gave a slight chuckle. "Well that's information to keep between you and whatever poor girl you're harassing today."

“Comes with the job, man, maybe it was my charm? It’s hard to tell”, he gave him a grin and placed an arm around his neck, pulling him down, “we should celebrate this reunion!”

"What charm?-" He's cut off as Hal pulls him down. "I'm all for celebrating but if you noogie me I'm sticking you on the naughty step."