I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.
I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.
Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
AnasAbdin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Show & Tell

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Keni
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
ojovivo

blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
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@emerald-asterisk
I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.
I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

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This is Dabi-talking-porn, so if you like a fucked up monologue with your nc, this is the fic for you!
one day I'll remember to post these to tumblr in a timely fashion. that day is not today.
conversation i just had
if you like awful things, read this one here~!
(Heroes, too, are capable of awful things. Especially when they're desperate.)

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WELL I guess I write Enji/Shoto NC now
I suppose the switch in fandoms is more surprising than the conent
-glances at Ozai/Zuko works and that single Fugaku/Sasuke fic-
Thanks MHA fandom, looking forward to burning in hell with you in 2026 🫡🫡
(I was actually hoping to post it today but I only finished writing it at 3am so I’ll post on the first day of the New Year as a treat to myself 🥰)
Presenting: Jingle Bell Schlock
You thought I was done creating stupid prompts? Nope.
I learned absolutely nothing from all the ao3 subscribers who unfollowed me during Schlocktober, so here are some schlocky prompts for December.
FAQs:
Why "schlock"?
It means trash/junk, and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. Think Chuck Tingle. Think Jingle All the Way or Violent Night. (I say all of these things affectionately)
What fandom is this for?
Whatever fandom you want. Original fiction is okay too.
What about RPF?
RPF is fine, so long as it's clearly fictional. See the few rules below.
What ships can I write/draw?
Any of them.
Even [my fandom's most despised ship]?
Especially [your fandom's most despised ship].
What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if...
Go for it. The rules are made up and the points don't matter. Celebrate Jingle Bell Schlock in February for all I care.
Are crossovers okay?
Do. Whatever. You. Want.
What if I want to create something problematic?
That's 90% of what we do here.
What does [prompt] mean?
You tell me. It's all open to interpretation. I've seen people turn what I thought were the smuttiest prompts into safe for work fluff, and I've seen more benign prompts turned to absolute filth.
What are the vibes?
Just have fun.
But other people are having fun wrong!
Shut the fuck up.
Are there any rules at all?
Sure.
No irl bigotry, threats, etc. Your characters can be problematic as all get out, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or a manifesto about overthrowing the government of Guam, you're not going in the collection, bud. Don't kill the vibes.
No AI use. If you need an LLM to write your schlock for you, consider a long walk off a short pier. If you need it to do your editing for you, use a beta reader instead. A stick figure peed into a snow bank is better than soulless AI art.
Tag appropriately. 'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex). Schlock readers deserve to be informed.
How do I participate?
There's an ao3 collection right here:
Jingle Bell Schlock on ao3
The collection will open for submissions on November 14th.
If you're posting on bsky, just hashtag #jinglebellschlock or @ schlocktober.
Text version of the prompts under the cut.
fic art for @laterata 's zhaoko fic
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
fic so good I had to jump out of bed and draw this😋😋😋😋

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Sparring
Do you take commissions? I saw you did a fandom trumps hate auction last year
Hello friend,
Unfortunately, I’ve been in a massive writing slump this past year+, and wasn’t able to complete my fth auction.
So, when I do finally get an ounce of my writing muse back, I feel like I have to prioritize the person I owe one. But thanks for asking, it means a lot that you expressed interest!
(To the anons in my inbox— I see you and I want to reply, but I still haven’t figured out how…)
New dark fic just dropped
Follow your nose for the fruity filth that shows
really normal behavior from me tonight
Hello! I was looking through your FTH offerings and I wanted to ask if you would be open to writing Azula/Zuko at all? Or only the ships that you have listed? Thanks in advance and have a great day!
Hi! Thanks so much for reaching out!
I don't think I'd do a very good job writing Azula/Zuko, so I'm going to say I'd stick within the parameters of what I listed.
But consider me flattered that you reached out!
Here's my Fandom Trumps Hate listing for anyone that's interested!

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Finally some zuzai and zhaoko shipper <3
Yessss we love hurting the boy!!
((Also I have an ask in my inbox that I’ve been dying to answer but just haven’t had the juice to fulfil the prompt… I see you friend, I see you))
wasn’t sure about this one but i doodled this last night as well (¬‿¬ )