A fistful of embers

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Praying for my darling cat to get better and make a full recovery. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

I reblogged this ten minutes ago, and the vet just called me to say my cat is doing a little better than yesterday.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Praying for my darling cat to get better and make a full recovery. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

I reblogged this ten minutes ago, and the vet just called me to say my cat is doing a little better than yesterday.

tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. i repeat. tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. but this time a man is collecting human spines

the nature of humanity is that every so often someone tries to brag about “””acquiring””” human remains on the internet again

Drink this to vibrate into another dimension

Casting Plane Shift in DnD is just drinking this

How to thread a sewing machine while it’s running

This is what those animals that can kill 30 elephants with one drop of venom are filled with

practicing for the meth life

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

she’s the fairy godmorticia

it's hot enough to fly an egg out there

modern hieroglyphics

Reblogging my own work years after the fact because Happy 4/13, you bunch of nerds!