describing the ruckus

AND THEN ELPHIE DOES THE EYEBROW THING

whenever a restaurant's menu is a pdf you have to download instead of just being a normal page on their website i want to start waterboarding their web designer

This and also when the “Menu” link takes you to a third-party food ordering site.

This is legit great because it shows that it’s not the cat that’s the problem, it’s the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.

he just wants to fly like the other familiarrsssssss 😭

I love him 🥹

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club