This Is A Gemini Hate Blog

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

some of u aren’t even introverted you’re just weird

The exec chef and chef de cuisine want to personally take me under their wing because they see I’m all about this cooking shit and omg the chefs that Gordon Ramsay personally hired see potential in me!!!

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

a lot of people hold their pens oddly i don’t think that has anything to do with mental illness or that the people who do it realize that they’re imitating someone with a mental illness

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

me

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

here’s the link to the tweet (yes, it’s real) https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/734231223002894337?lang=en

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

THIS IS SO CUTE????

awwwwwwwwwa

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~