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gyahaha sorry kid, but we're looking for someone a little more [finding out you don't actually want to join the Peerage of the Carnivore Sun] wait why

[pulling back my sagely hood to reveal a second sagely hood] we've got knowledge [pulling the second hood back and an ostentatious wizard's hat decompresses before unfurling] and secrets [removing hat to reveal the skull] calavera [lifting skull to reveal smaller skull] calaverita

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

I have GOT to stop spending $30

mae'n RHAID i mi stopio gwario £22.30

yo bitch laid a mysterious egg, which sat unattended for many days and many nights, until one day cracking open to reveal a creature possessed of many eyes and a great gaping maw lined with razored fangs, and a cold malevolence born of a life devoid of love and warmth, and this creature slithered into the night, to derive warmth from blood and viscera, taken with sadistic glee from a world that had spurned it since its conception, and I'm the mother

still look at how awesomne this illustration is though

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs