try me

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

still thinking about how you can kill THEE abrahamic god on tv now but a little gay kissing would rock the boat too much. weird cultural moment

That's not a map that's an Excel spreadsheet.

#god can someone gerrymander that a little #just for variety

When playing video games, calling someone who’s not hacking a hacker is actually a huge compliment.

If you ever reblog the color of the sky post, you are directly testing how much I care about you and your blog content

You know what actually? Fuck you. *uncobbles your stone*

Dude

NOT cool dude

OP is a furnace

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

the way this is fucking holds true

im bi, paypal me $200 usd 

I promise we’re not all like this

some of us want $350 usd

tailbutt