Yog-Sothoth Made Me Homophobic

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Okay? You don't have any evidence, to show me, do you? Show me some actual evidence it works and I'll believe you.

What the hell is an "Edda"? Is that some sort of... device?

Who the hell would guess that from "do you have one of these on your ship"? Most people don't refer to people like that.

You could have clarified that earlier. And I don't know if there's anyone with the last name Edda on the crew, I haven't spoken to them much. I'm sure you can ask around yourself if you'd like.

I'm not planning on getting anyone killed. And fine, whatever you say.

Whoever the hell you are, you do NOT get to speak to me in that tone of voice. I'm not a fucking toddler.

You are compared to me.

Asshole. Find your Edda yourself, whoever they are.

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Okay? You don't have any evidence, to show me, do you? Show me some actual evidence it works and I'll believe you.

What the hell is an "Edda"? Is that some sort of... device?

Who the hell would guess that from "do you have one of these on your ship"? Most people don't refer to people like that.

You could have clarified that earlier. And I don't know if there's anyone with the last name Edda on the crew, I haven't spoken to them much. I'm sure you can ask around yourself if you'd like.

I'm not planning on getting anyone killed. And fine, whatever you say.

Whoever the hell you are, you do NOT get to speak to me in that tone of voice. I'm not a fucking toddler.

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Okay? You don't have any evidence, to show me, do you? Show me some actual evidence it works and I'll believe you.

What the hell is an "Edda"? Is that some sort of... device?

Who the hell would guess that from "do you have one of these on your ship"? Most people don't refer to people like that.

You could have clarified that earlier. And I don't know if there's anyone with the last name Edda on the crew, I haven't spoken to them much. I'm sure you can ask around yourself if you'd like.

I'm not planning on getting anyone killed. And fine, whatever you say.

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Okay? You don't have any evidence, to show me, do you? Show me some actual evidence it works and I'll believe you.

What the hell is an "Edda"? Is that some sort of... device?

Who the hell would guess that from "do you have one of these on your ship"? Most people don't refer to people like that.

You could have clarified that earlier. And I don't know if there's anyone with the last name Edda on the crew, I haven't spoken to them much. I'm sure you can ask around yourself if you'd like.

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Okay? You don't have any evidence, to show me, do you? Show me some actual evidence it works and I'll believe you.

What the hell is an "Edda"? Is that some sort of... device?

Who the hell would guess that from "do you have one of these on your ship"? Most people don't refer to people like that.

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Okay? You don't have any evidence, to show me, do you? Show me some actual evidence it works and I'll believe you.

What the hell is an "Edda"? Is that some sort of... device?

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Okay? You don't have any evidence, to show me, do you? Show me some actual evidence it works and I'll believe you.

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

I— yes, I've heard of the Mechanisms. My experience with them is not your business. I saw evidence of some of those things that you have listed, and not of others. Prosthetics are possible, yes, but a prosthetic brain? Or blood? Not how that works.

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.

All of what you have just listed is impossible. What the hell even is a flesh moon?

Mhm and how exactly are you trying to help people?

Getting rid of an incredibly dangerous AI from a ship full of innocents?

And how are you sure the AI is dangerous? Have you spoken to it? Asked it what it wants? Are you on the AI's ship trying to rid it in itself?

It killed a woman on this ship. And has kept a war going on a planet for almost a century. I don't think I'm going to try negotiating with it.

Mhm. And did you ask it why? Humans do much the same, do they not?

...humans also do many other things that aren't good? What even is your point here. It killed someone, so I'm getting rid of it.

I'm a fucking trained professional, excuse you. Much more of a professional than you, I can guess.