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typing at the speed of light to write a six paragraph post explaining how i have an incurable and culturally ingrained condition that precludes me from reading anything except fanfiction about good omens characters exploring nonsexual kinks so nobody is allowed to get mad that ive never heard of the montgomery bus boycott
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they have tea parties every week u cant change my mind
as i promised
"You dreamed that a tall figure with a golden mask spoke to you, but you understood not a word. He smiled, and seemed pleasant, but when he reached to touch you, it terrified you, and you tried to escape, but you couldn't move. You tried to cry out, but you couldn't make a sound. The figure kept smiling and talking, but you felt sure he was trying to cast some sort of spell on you. When you woke, you couldn't recall how the dream ended."
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Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream
#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases
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prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe
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Clara Bow is 20??!!!
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SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY
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Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck
#wink wink
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my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!
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Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....
#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl
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she speak on my easy till I jazz
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my peanuts went sour
Im here for u if u are dapressed and need to be tenderley comforted for your dumb as fuck mistake
You’ve probably seen that post floating around Tumblr a while ago:
my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”
So I got curious, and I did some research, and apparently, the poet was Su Dongpo, also known as Su Shi (8 January 1037 – 24 August 1101), and he wasn’t just a poet - he was a writer, poet, painter, calligrapher, pharmacologist, gastronome, and a statesman of the Song dynasty.
That particular event happened while he was assigned to an official post at Guazhuo, and the “friend who lived across the lake” was actually Chan master Foyin, who was the master of a temple on the mountain on the opposite shore.
A translation of the poem Su Dongpo sent to master Foyin:
“Bowing with my highest respect To the deva of devas Whose fine light illuminates the whole universe, The eight winds cannot move me, For I am sitting upright on the golden purple lotus blossom.”
Foyin wrote “Pi” on the poem (”fart”, but also “nonsense”), and sent it back, and the rest is history.
He (Su) also wrote this absolute banger of a poem, which I often think back on in these benighted times:
[Image ID: this contains the text of the poem “On the Birth of a Son” by Su Dongpo, also transliterated as Su Tung-Po. The translator is Arthur Waley. The text reads: “Families when a child is born / Hope it will turn out intelligent. / I, through intelligence / Having wrecked my whole life, / Only hope that the baby will prove / Ignorant and stupid. / Then he’ll be happy all his days / And grow into a cabinet minister.”]
I love transgender Papa because I can imagine him talking to Caesar like "yeah back when I was pregnant" and Caesar has a stroke and dies on the spot
Caesar: what are you talking about? Men can't get pregnant
Papa: My sons are big and strong because they were born from men. Only a fool would entrust the process to anyone other than himself. You're obviously not trying hard enough.
Caesar:
Caesar:
hello!!! sorry if asking this is invasive by any means, but are u planning to repost twice shy at some point? i was kinda obsessed with it 😭
Yes - it will be coming back, but in a different form!
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amazon prime day
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Quotes from the Everything Everywhere All At Once Directors’ commentary, part 1 of 2
I love the specific ways in which AI is terrible
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lucien lachance is going to get you this amazon prime day
7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper
