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What's love?

Love is shaving her vag cause she can't reach.

TRUE love is plucking her blackheads while she kicks you repeatedly cause it hurts.

La belleza duele.

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yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou

My girlfriend doesn't believe i stayed up for 39 hours. She thinks I'm lying.

So we fight .. again... For the third time since Wednesday. It's Friday.

I'm the bad guy. I always am.

I feel like I'm alone, even with the person that makes me feel so much better.

I feel pain when nothing in my body hurt but at the same time everything is in excruciating pain.

I feel sad when I have so much to be happy about and grateful for.

I feel everything and I feel nothing.

#depressing post #personal #depression symptoms #Sad #sad #Lonely #Financial ruin

memewhore

#comma #separated

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polishpriests

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

emospritelet

Man, do I need this!

pupppylover-deactivated20181221

Lilo & Stitch + Live Action Reference

candiikismet

I could watch this forever!

groovy-yung-nigga

A live action Lilo & Stich could be lit, depending on what a live action Stich and all the other creations would look like.

aggienes-deactivated20230117

I love!!!!

elsmoothoperator

Mm.

My only hope is that one day my girlfriend will realize, I look at her the way t.v. characters look at each other when they’re head over heels for one another.

I’m madly, like seriously,crazy in love with her.

elsmoothoperator

Five years later I still don't think she gets it...

k-eke

Two moods.

suicidememes

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trapwords

imjustjason

elsmoothoperator

Fuck me to this. Winter is too long.

thestartofsomething8059

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

subtly-shakespearean

covertplantigrade

lovecore-gir

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@shadowforce25

spideyytorch

“Can i privee recieveth a waffle?” Bitch this took me out

addictedtothe-thrill

Flip your phone upside down

starwarsgraphictee

worth it

trestyoselfchris-deactivated201

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

moviemagic666

13 Going On 30 (2004) Practical Magic (1998) 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Miss Congeniality (2000) Practical Magic (1998) The Craft (1996) Heathers (1987) Hocus Pocus (1993) Practical Magic (1998)

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Mm.

My only hope is that one day my girlfriend will realize, I look at her the way t.v. characters look at each other when they're head over heels for one another.

I'm madly, like seriously,crazy in love with her.

ttiva

random gifs of tony & ziva in bed together in ‘under covers’ because it’s what we all deserve

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