ElonatedPepe

Drove to the opera tonight, parking was too expensive, I told the car to go back wait at home, it picked up some passengers and rides for Uber - why is it my car anyway

hatch must be closed before and during every spacewalk.

#06 If I could upload my brain via neural lace and neural link to a neural net I could download it onto a new human. Wouldn’t that be eternal live? What if I chose a girl? I could fondle myself for ever  - that’s a mighty long time.

#04 Dead friends facebookpages are online.

#03 Will they play „Space Oddity“ or „Life On Mars“ on the launch of BIG FUCKING ROCKET?

#02 Donald Trump and Elon Musk are of the same species on the same planet… maybe…  maybe not for ever :-)

#01 There's a race to mars while some still talk about race

It’s a death star - it does death.