ElliotSribb3ls

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Dess is short for DESSTROY!!!

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Um happy pride month, y’all.

are all nonbinary

have one singular bone

have a limit to how far they can stretch their hands from their bodies

are pansexual

can take off their backpacks (this is nudity to them)

have toes?

wear crocs

play stardew valley (canon)

work under a harsh and unforgiving capitalistic tyrant who doesn’t care for who lives or dies as long as they make a profit

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It has "I'm just a girl" energy without the misogyny.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.