Elliot Mitchell 7

Every time he snorted coke, every time he belittled me, every time he told me I wasn’t doing enough for him even though I worked 60-72 hrs a week, every time he told me he didn’t care about me, I fell more and more out of love with him.

At the beginning of April I told him I wanted to live alone (his habits were affecting my life and I was sick of it) and he decided to take that as me dumping him, so he packed all of his things and moved back to his home state to live with his parents. Then he came back a couple of weeks later and took our dog because he didn’t listen to me the first time I told him I couldn’t properly care for him because of my work schedule. I didn’t even feel anything when I saw him, I just wanted to kiss my dog goodbye and for him to leave for good.

Wash her hair for her

Help her shave

Cook a meal together

Write her a letter… about her(no actually write it)

Shower together (or bath)

Body rubs and massages work well (especially her feet and booty)😉

When she’s removing polish from her fingers…grab a cotton ball and remove the polish from her toes

After she showers…meet her with a dry towel and dry her off

When she’s dry rub her down with coconut oil(or whatever she prefers…

TALK: about her day…her goal…her opinions…

Listen to her…

Form secret code words that only you and her will understand if said publicly

Build memories together….

Hugs where you bury your face in their hair or neck and enjoy how wonderful they smell.

Holding hands while driving.

Playing with fingers over dinner.

Light touches in general.

And hugs. Lots of hugs.

Cuddling… with clothes ON.

Burrowing into their jacket/coat while they’re wearing it.

Hiding your head under their shirt while they’re wearing it.

Kisses on top of the head, forehead, tip of the nose…

Speaking of the nose… nose rubs (with your own nose or just a light stroke with the finger). Nose pokes. Nose pinches.

Pouncing onto their back and nuzzling their neck from behind.

Putting your mouth on their arm, neck, or belly and making that loud “fart” noise.

Stick your finger in their mouth when they yawn.

Make up silly treaties like… ie: The Belly Button Accord of 2016 – No poking the belly button if mid yawn/stretch, unless the stretch/yawn lasts more than 5+ seconds.

Make up articles and clauses to go along with above mentioned treaty… ie: Article 7, clause 15 states, If they violate the treaty, you’re allowed to make fart noises on their arm, uninterrupted, for 5 minutes straight.

Read a book together.

Stroke their hair while they sleep.

Stroke their hair while they’re awake.

Purposely do a big yawn so they will attempt to stick their finger in your mouth… so you can bite them.

Why did you have to be so bad for me?

Why couldn’t we have kept this? 

A woman from Northern England has 4 functioning colour cones (most of us have only 3) and that due to this she can see 99 million more colours than the average person.

‘Evil’ behaviors can be categorized into four basic groups: machiavellianism, psychopathy, sadism and narcissism - and all have been researched in animals other than humans.

LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT THE MOTHER FUCKING MERCEDES-BENZ T80

Back in the 1930’s, Germany was all about racing and setting records. Auto Union and Mercedes-Benz were so much faster than everyone else that it had just really become a competition between themselves - and besides just Grand Prix racing, they loved to do world record attempts.

On public roads.

Yep, on the Autobahn.

In 1938, Auto Union and Mercedes got together to fuck with the land speed record - because fuck you, that’s why - and Rudolf Caracciola managed 268 mph on the Autobahn (the A5). Bernd Rosemeyer was killed trying the same for Auto Union as a result of a crosswind.

Already in development though, was the Mercedes-Benz T80 (which the great Dr. Ferdinand Porsche was brought on board to work on!).

And hold shit christ fuck balls.

To start off, they used a specially modified derivative of the famous Mercedes-Benz inverted V12 used in the BF 109 - however instead of the 1350 horsepower available from the aircraft derivative (in 1939 F form) it made 3000 horsepower. Yes, 3000. There were still no seat belts. Fuck you, that’s why.

The power increases came from a mixture of a special fuel, capacity increase over the DB 601 in the fighter, and methanol-water injection.

But not only is the engine impressive - the chassis is a 6-wheeled, middled engined and four wheel drive! The drum brakes on all 6 wheels are enormous - and the chassis uses oval tubes like on the W125 Grand Prix car, which was very advanced for it’s time.

Even more advanced were the aerodynamics - with a drag coefficient of just 0.18 - which is even lower than any of the famous Alfa Romeo BAT cars, and astounding for 1939 (though another Mercedes-Benz test car of the same era apparently managed a Cd of less than .15) - which allowed it’s top speed to be somewhere in the neighbourhood of 470 miles per hour. Yes, 470 miles an hour. In a car with drum brakes and no seat belts. On a public road (between Halle and Leipzig, now the A9).

Richa Gill (@RiichaG_)

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Richa Gill (@RiichaG_)

Clear your mind here