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This is Astragalomancy…Not Just For Squares, in its finality.

Enjoy Universe.

[Brian is speaking at inaudible volume to Bullock throughout]

Ashley: “[laughs] Waggums... Someone else is coming. Someone else is coming! Dog party.”

Adventures of Cat-leb part 3: no rest for the wizard

CRITICAL ROLE | 2.49 | A GAME OF NAMES

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First of all, that must have been so much scarier to wake up to than just the realization that he was being held in an asylum on its own. Given that it was also described as a “place of learning” where Cerberus Assembly mages could do research “without worrying about politics,” it’s highly likely Caleb knew what that institution was, and perhaps even visited there as a student. And knew it was the perfect place to disappear someone or perform off-the-books experiments.

Second, it definitely explains how he was able to suss out and kill one of Trent’s men for a Necklace of Proof Against Detection and Location when he left. That guy might have been guarding him specifically, or he might have just been in the building, and either would make sense now given this context.

meanwhile our boy Caleb was right there with a bunch of Dunamancy spells in his book that he got from a hot boi drow for a persuasion roll of 12 like

Jester using the wand of smiles on him, over and over, so he doesn’t know why he keeps smiling but can’t stop and his lips get all dry and uncomfortable

Nott and Jester breaking into his house to steal all of his shoelaces, draw dicks in every doorway, splash water on his preserved spell components to ruin them, and sprinkle a bunch of crumbs in hard-to-reach places so he gets a bunch of ants and can’t figure out what

Caduceus using Sending to just talk in his low, soothing voice about extremely unsettling facts about grave husbandry in a way that like, might be considered threats but also wouldn’t hold up in a court of law

Every time Beau is in the same room as him for Important Council Discussions she shoots down every idea he has continuing her power move of using first names but also saying the wrong name every time. “I think Tront’s idea would not work…” “Listen, Trevor, have you met the Bright Queen? I though not, so shut up.”

Getting Allura in on it so she denies every single thing Trent says but if he ever comes up with a somewhat decent idea she immediately repeats it as if it’s her own idea and Beau agrees aggressively before anyone can notice what they’ve done

Fjord talking in Trent’s exact accent to his face, consistently, and no one can prove he’s making fun of him because everyone will insist that no, that’s just his normal voice

Yasha convincing the Stormlord to rain on Trent and only Trent, constantly