Ellie!!

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

A song about an unicorn and not a single unicorn costume on stage???? :(

48 hours ago I would’ve been so confused by this post… now I can confirm he IS the eternal meow meow

i love hearing girl’s ugly laugh like yes bitch gimme that witch cackle

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

She chose to eat people

God forbid women do anything

dude/babe it’s the same thing

i love the paul hollywood slander that's happening every week, it's relaxing and brings stability in these dark times, also there should be another competition alongside the baking where whoever gets in the funniest and meanest shot against paul wins an award and a free holiday or something

The way we are acting is not normal we literally need to get bitches

my inner 8 year old is constantly freaked out at the realization that life is not some special state of matter and i am a mineral being! my insides are red because rust is red! the internal structure my body secretes is made out of the same stuff as cliffs and chalk! i am a wet rock that time tricked into thinking

*puts every hard drug in a blender* it’s time