the rule of plurality is if you make a joke about how funny/annoying/unusual it would be to split an alter fitting a specific description it will happen. only a matter of when

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

i was listening to an umineko podcast yesterday and they described one of the songs as 'meet n fuck kingdom music' and i cant stop thinking about it.

instructions on the side of the box said to "preheat the airfryer" you think youre such a big shot huh. you are vegetable fingers. you are nothing. you are going in the basket for 10 minutes and you will like it.