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the best superhero movies are the ones that are secretly gay sitcoms, like venom and the lego batman movie. everything else sucks ass.

another reason batman is really funny to me is because he's one of the big three of the justice league, can stand toe-to-toe with demigods, is among the top 5 smartest people in his universe, arguably the best martial artist, has fist fought literally everyone from his own children to superman to darkside, but his arch nemesis is just. A clown. with no superpowers. that's in love with him.

They’re narrative foils they might as well fuck nasty about it

Oh my gosh these are so clean I thought they were from an episode I missed

having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions

visiting your grandparents when you’re not a kid anymore is like. this place was magical to me as a seven year old. it looks like a normal house now. i can remember thinking there was something hidden in the garden. there’s a feeling buried here i may never be able to reach again.

dear lord, the women you put on this earth to play video games and sleep are being forced to integrate into society