not to be boring but I like when evil characters.... well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

in three years tiktokers are gonna be like “oohh baby im garlic and oil in a pan im providing flavor for the soup” and every bougie little knickknack store is gonna sell soup earrings and soup socks and soup iphone XXIV bluetooth accessories and theres gonna be thinkpieces about teens on tiktok inventing “soupcore” and theyre soooo weird and quirky ~~!! and i will literally still be here on tumblr

does anyone remember before gay marriage was legal in the US there were these fan girls at protests that had signs that were like let my babies get married with pics of like johnlock and destiel and all that does anyone have those pics i cant find them and i need to know i didnt just dream that shit

[with regard to a 45+ year old disheveled man] omg wife alert

*sees a man* I want to sit on his chest like a sleep paralysis demon

someday i will post this fic and then its all over for you fools. i mean not now. or any time soon. but someday it will happen

it's just me and my army of fictional sad middle aged bisexual men against the world

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wait guys rb and tell me if you fall asleep to anything (videos podcasts music etc) and if so what is it

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