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Chris Colfer. 36. Gemini. Actor & Author in Hollywood. Millennial nerd. Single & homosexual. / / @/theelitehq

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reneeeerapp

Yes, actual golf. Why do you think my legs are so good, it's all that walking. Gives me a good swing too. Think about it, taking a stick and knocking the hell out of balls. My favorite thing well besides the obvious. It could be a Southern thing but mine did and I played so much that :my parents wanted me to pursue a golf scholarship. If I wasn't singing and acting, I would be on the circuit.

elitecolfer

There are golf scholarships?! Where the hell have I been?! Under a rock, that's where. I'm just learning new sports things on a Saturday night, good lord. But yes, yes. I know all about...balls being whacked and kicked. 'Tis the life.

So you mean to tell me, though, that I could've been giving myself the best legs by just swinging a club at some balls this whole time? I feel this is a sculpting workout being held back. So much easier than just walking to walk - activities while walking keep me interested.

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What is your go-to comfort food after a long day?

Anything sweet. It's a problem, really. My snack cabinet is full of candy, cookies, and cereal I just eat straight out of the box like Kix or Coco Puffs. I try to only go for this cabinet when I'm in dire need of something that's quick and easy.

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lilhudz

dude, i gotta say that the lengths you go through to catch a mewtwo is impressive. not a lot of people have that kind of commitment, and i gotta applaud you for that. is that your favorite pokemon? also, are people still doing meetups for that game? i remember when people would meet a park or something to play. i never really got into it though. not really sure if this counts as a niche hobby, but i kinda have a complicated skincare routine going. i have so much shit that i put on in the morning and at night, that one time i almost went off on a tsa agent for trying to take away my serums... i did some mma fighting too back in the day.

elitecolfer

ohmygodohmygodohmygod its you.

I'm still bitter I never got my hands on that armored MewTwo a few years back, and they haven't re-released it. It looks so badass, and I know I'd take over so many more gyms with that beast if I had it in my possession -- but alas, I only have the regular and shadow type. So the trek for the shiny continues. But no, not my favorite pokemon. If I had to choose a favorite, I'd probably be very cliche and choose Gengar. But I'm also a fan of Haunter too, just less representation of that one in merch.

is that why your skin always looks so glowing in photos...I mean! Oh! Well I think that's niche. Skin care is an important routine to have, especially when you know you're going to be photographed unexpectedly. Last thing we need is slander in the magazine dragging you for looking anything less than perfect.

But I will be honest...no idea what MMA fighting is.

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elitearianagrande

i’ve never played too much stardew valley, but i can confirm that tomodachi is similar in some ways to animal crossing. it’s a bit different but if you enjoyed animal crossing, you’d probably enjoy this too.

i’m sure frankie knows all about that. sounds pretty fun, like a little treasure hunt! you’ll have to show me how to do it, it sounds cute and fun. oh boy, i’m sure frankie knows how to. he knows everything!

elitecolfer

I'm going to have to look into this, so thank you for the recommendation! I've added it to my Amazon cart and it's on it's way for delivery as we speak. Is this a game you can play with friends, by chance? Or is this strictly a one-person game type of deal? I'm not the biggest gamer, but I'm not entirely useless, I promise!

Exactly like a treasure hunt. And I can even use it as a means of a map to figure out where I am as it has these things called Pokestops in it of locations in the real world that you can spin for little goodies. And I know where I've visited based on the location of a Pokestop. And you should tell Frankie, if he has room on his list of course, he should add me to it so we can send each other gifts back and forth! If he has it, obviously. If he doesn't...he should. Oh he so should.

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Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?

Absolutely, I would! I'm a big fan of expressing ones self through art. And if it's on the body? Sign me up. Because I'm too chicken to get tattoos myself, so I can appreciate them on a man.

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belmontselite

I think that makes you unique. You would trust me with your phone? That's all very intriguing. I could help you learn to cook or bake if that's something you're interested in. You have to tell me who your favorite was on Love Island? No, I do anyone. It just has to call to me and I'll slice them up and redo them in a way that speaks to me and conquers some thought that's bouncing around in my head.

elitecolfer

I mean, have you done anything to not be trustworthy with someone else's phone...? Now I'm intrigued on what you could've done. How many phone privleges have you lost with people, exactly? Should I be concerned?

Well personally, I was very into Bryce. But that could be because I know the guy, so maybe I'm a little bias. But watching him and Zach was my personal highlight. Did you have a favorite?

But thank you for offering to teach me the ways of baking. I promise I'm not entirely useless in the kitchen. Just something about chemistry and I did not bode well, and it transferred to the kitchen. But I do make a great egg scramble, if I get to toot my own horn about kitchen abilities. Very fluffy. Very bonita.

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glenelite

well... I'm a licensed pilot and I don't know if I would consider it a guilty pleasure, but I absolutely love flying myself anywhere I wanna go. There's a lot of freedom in it. Highly recommend it if you're into aviation in any way!

elitecolfer

You're a pilot?! Like legit have your own plane that you just fly around whenever, where ever you want? I mean, within reason of the air rules for commercial planes and military, but you know what I mean. That is actually so neat! I'm all about trying new things - unless motion sickness is involved, as it's just getting worse with age, I swear. What made you pick up aviation? Is this a previous job thing or just because you felt like it thing?

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jeremyelite

I'm a HUGE computer nerd. Like obviously love video games but I'm talking computer engineering type stuff. Fascinating and I can't get enough of it honestly! Also, I love Pokemon go!! On the rare occasion Age of Madness gets to tour we love to play together on the road, too!

elitecolfer

Be still my heart -- someone understood what I was referring to. And yet we are not yet friends on the said PoGo, Jeremy, and that's just disappointing. So, I'll have to send you my code at some point, no big deal. But computer engineering! That's fascinating. I'd be too scared I'd break the thing. What about it is fascinating to you? Is it about how it works? Or is it like the aesthetic of it all?

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would you consider yourself dominant, submissive, or switch?

WELL -- aren't you a spicy one!

Short answer: Ask me in person next time.

Longer answer . . .

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hardest part of dating you?

Oh gosh — probably the fact that I’m a homebody half the time. Most people are all about going out every night, sometimes impulsively. And I’m just; why not stay at home and watch some movies with homemade popcorn instead and then turn in early. The most romantic thing one could do is breakfast in bed…and lunch in bed…and dinner in bed.

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theelitememe

HONESTY HOUR - ASK MY MUSE ANYTHING AND THEY HAVE TO ANSWER HONESTY.

You are able to reblog this meme until 7/20

You must send out questions to everyone who reblogs memes.

If you reblog the meme on 3 celebrities, you must send out 3 questions to each celebrity that reblogs this.

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elitelilyrosedepp

i wouldn’t necessarily call it niche per say but I’ve been dabbling a little at home when i’m back in france with bread making. i ask my family and friends to eat it, i’m purely an amateur baker trying to learn by doing. ah, pokemon. my little brother loved that stuff. actually think he still does, you might get alone well together. want me to introduce you?

elitecolfer

Second person to bring up baking, and I can't help but be envious that I'm completely subpar at it. It's always a hit or miss on if I've crafted the skill. Do you have a favorite bread type that you lean into or do you dabble in all the different types of bread there are out there for fun? Because I sure would fancy trying it next time. I'll go out of my way to get a bread machine and everything, don't try me!

And seeing as I'm usually a hermit who knows more about the shape of my computer keys over actual people these days, I'm sure my therapist would advise I do open myself up to meeting more people. So, by all means! I'm down if he is.

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scbrincxo

Is tail fishing a thing? Are you fishing by grabbing a fish's tail? What is that, Chris? A fruit truck? How did someone even come up with that rumor?

elitecolfer

Oh gosh -- you know, I couldn't tell you that much. I figured it would be? Fish have tails that are usually seen as grabbable but...I've never tried fishing so I can't be for sure 100%. Sometimes my eyes and brain don't see eye-to-eye --no pun intended-- and letters disappear or trade places. We'll have to ask someone more sporty if tailfishing is a thing or not, because now even I'm curious!

But I don't know. I bet it was a slow news day. Glee was in its prime. They needed something to print. They decided to go for an old cartoony headline and maybe the randomizer fell on my name out of everyone else. That's the only logical way I could describe that. But who knows! Maybe that journalist could see into the future and that's how I go.

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elitearianagrande

i’ll be honest i’ve been falling asleep every night after tour playing that hilarious tomodachi game. the new one. i’ve got an island filled with so many characters. i know a little about pokemon, i have a bit of an age difference with my brother but he really liked them growing up. the tomodachi life game has brought a lot of peace after some exhausting nights. great way to wind down!

elitecolfer

I've heard about this new tomodachi game! Haven't gotten it officially myself, or even looked into it deeply, but I've heard things. All good things so far. Tell me more. Is it like Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing? Or is it like a retro, zoom back in time thing like I'm remembering?

And Pokemon Go is just a mobile game for on the go, encourages introverts like myself to hunt the little creatures down in the wild around the world. I can show you how it works so you at least have an idea of what I'm talking about. I'm sure Frankie can fill you in before that though, as I can be shit at explaining.

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