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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" is supposed to be a critique of capitalism, not an excuse to stop trying.

what bothers me the most is when people try to say that the game is hurting trans lives by relation.i’m trans. i love harry potter stuff.

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

hot singles with empty blogs in your area won't stop following you! you can't block them fast enough! it's too late! they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes... drums. drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark... we cannot get out. they are coming.

“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll let you walk into danger and through hell, but i will not let you go where i can’t go with you. that is where i draw the line. 

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hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

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I HATE YOU UNWALKABLE CITIES I HATE YOU CAR CENTRIC INFRASTRUCTURE I HATE YOU CROWDED HIGHWAYS I HATE YOU SIDEWALKS THAT END WHEN THEY SHOULD CONTINUE I HATE HOW UNACCOUNTED FOR BIKE RIDERS ARE IN STREET DESIGN I HATE YOU HAVING TO WEAVE IN BETWEEN CARS ON MY BIKE RIDES WHERE HITCHING THE HIGHWAY IS THE ONLY OPTION AND ITS FUCKING SCARY. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU DIE