Be Cool, Soda Pop

carmilla the webseries is about tiny gay laura, her pack of gingers (one amazonian, one mega nerd, one momfriend), and a useless lesbian vampire named carmilla

so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said  “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

honestly just trying to get to know myself again.

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

who else feeling gay as hell on this cold ass friday ass night

i do not know a SINGLE person, not even out of my friends, not even out of the most woke people on this damn site, that only likes unproblematic things. every single one of us likes something that’s fucking garbage. so some of y’all can climb down off your high horses and stop competing for the “least problematic” award honest to god.

I wish gay republicans knew that being a republican won’t make your father love you

Also you will not be spared when the revolution comes