dumb bitch syndrome

we need a mugshawtys but for women chess/poker players i'm being so serious

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

i would work out if this was the gym

people who don’t understand why cooking bloggers have paragraphs about picking apples with their college roommate or their childhood best friend with cancer or fishing with dad after a break up or the thing their kid told them in the produce section last week or their first time growing herbs in a window box are like telling on themselves. I never got that joke. Scroll down to the recipe if you’re uninterested in delicate interconnections whatever like sometimes I don’t feel like reading it I’m on a mission but I know why its there I know why they were moved to include that with the recipe . You know. Anthony knew. We all really know I hope