beloseatshit

Your grandparent passes and your parents inherit the palatial estate as well as the care for its cat. After going through several family records you realize the cat has been inherited throughout the generations. You try telling others but they forget. Now it keeps trying to be alone with you.

Because like Richie def deserved better and Max and Grace are so awful they deserve each other and yet the toxic yaoi possibly

IDK why but I feel like if Grace and Max ever got together, their dynamic would just be Marvin and Whizzers from Falsetto's. Kinda toxic and they fight a lot but at the end of the day they still love each other (and they're horny).

for me jagertitty fluff is like "they're still killing people but not each other <3". because they can be sweet but also something is deeply wrong with the both of them

RIP Max you would have loved the ship name for you and Grace

max lives au but the threat is very much still there. he doesn't bully the nerds anymore but he's less a friend and more a feral dog that they know might snap at any moment. i love a good max lives au but I need a max lives au where he gets *worse*, actually. the nature of hatchetfield is that every timeline is doomed no matter what, it's just what causes that doom that changes. i need holy ghost co-corruption arc