Vote Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026
Here's why YOU should vote for Ryland Grace in @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026's tumblr sexyman poll
Upon making first contact with an alien species, he does a little boogie
was cold shouldered out of academia for calling someone a staggering waste of carbon because they insulted his thesis
wears a cartoonish bright yellow raincoat
also wears a BANGER cardigan
Doomed by the narrative
sometimes shipped with Simon iron lung (played by markiplier)
David Szymanski (creator of the iron lung game), the PHM twitter, and MARKIPLIER have all acknowledged it
simon was eliminated in an earlier round and Grace should avenge his husband
Also very aroace coded
after being kicked out of academia, went to teach middle schoolers. MIDDLE SCHOOL. And he genuinely loves it
Rides a bike to work. and not for exercise
learns how to use a modified pipe organ to teach alien rock children science
so so scared but trying his best
has a beautiful quilt that he curls up with and sleeps under at various points
cannot put his glasses on properly to save his life
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