i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody
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i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

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also hucklerobby is real. this episode confirmed it. btw.
every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture
everyone look at this dumbass video I just made
List of people who should get to punch Dr Robinavitch in the face without consequences (in order)
Samira Mohan
Cassie McKay
Frank Langdon
Baran Al-Hashimi
Dana Evans
Yolanda Garcia
Perlah Alawi
Jack Abbot
Mel King
Some people are here on their own right, while the others are here in solidarity with the former
Feel free to comment with your own list!

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the real people who need to be told Omg You People Can’t Do Anything is the people who can’t watch something if it’s not on a streaming service…. like girl let’s search Watch Free Online
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
bugs when you lift up a rock
new layover episode?
new layover episode that's over an hour long??
hell yeah

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Jet Lag: The Game — Season 15, Episode 02: “Take to the Skies”
a recurring season 15 theme
Someone needs yo bully me into writing my dexiana fic 😭
Dexiana nayion I'm begging you hold me at gunpoint until I do spam me everyday until I release a chapter SOMETHING 💀
ben trying to lie on facetime with sam
I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war
Dennis tried to read Abbot’s face, but he couldn’t get anything but blank exhaustion.
“Okay kid, pack up. You can crash in our guestroom, nobody is in any shape to fix this right now. Stay as long as you need.” Dennis was tempted to point out he didn’t take orders off the clock, but honestly Abbot was right. Nobody had the energy to deal with this right now, including him.
“Our guestroom?” he asked. It’s not like they’d had time for personal conversations in the couple hours they’d been trying to keep people alive.
Abbot stood up a little straighter, and stared Dennis down. “Yeah, my husband and I. You got a problem with that?”
If he was less tired he might be entertained by the irony, instead he just rushed out the truth, “No sir! I’m, um, well, my parents… they cut me off so…” It was not his favorite thing to talk about. He hadn’t been surprised at their reaction, but part of him was disappointed anyway.
“Say no more, man. I didn’t exactly join the army for the food.” Abbot checked his phone, “Is this all you’ve got? He’s bringing the car around, I need to get off this leg.”
“I can’t pay rent, or much of anything. I barely made tuition.” Dennis blurted out, he didn’t want any misunderstandings.
“Do you know what we make? We don’t need your money. He could use a successful project anyway. Follow me, before we both drop from exhaustion.”

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down at a local dive, I’d meet some young ex-wife
Rated E, 2.7k words Trinity laid on the kitchen floor, staring up at the fluorescent ceiling light like it could maybe help her figure out a way to undo this entire night. “Uh… are you okay?” Dennis asked, peering over at her. “I made a huge mistake,” Trinity replied, covering her face with her hands. She didn’t know whether to laugh or cry about the entire situation. “What happened?” She could hear the scrape of the chair as Dennis got up, could sense him crouching down next to her. Trinity dropped her hands and looked at him, “I accidentally fucked Langdon’s wife.” For a solid thirty seconds, Dennis just stared down at her. Eyes wide, mouth agape, as he processed that information. And then he started laughing. Hysterically.
inspired by @ghostmaggie's post & fic! tysm for the inspo <33
this is by far the crack-iest thing i have ever written and i had a lot of fun with it!
ATTENTION PITT NATION we now have two santos/abby langdon fics on ao3 omg i am lovinggg this like ofc those fuck ass twins santos and langdon would have the same type in women