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caseyd1a

plancinginthemoonlight

I feel so called out

ewebie

Can I live?

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colgatebluemintygel

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

arabwife

lovelylarayyy

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

flipclock

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

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tredlocity

CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*

romanholidayinn

Me, banging my hand on the ground: HADES TAKE YOUR GIRL BACK ALREADY IT’S HOT AS BALLS

purplebuddhaproject

“If only my heart were as cold as I pretend it is, maybe I could get over this.”

— Jessica Katoff (via purplebuddhaquotes)

motherearthsign

friend: ends a text with a period me: i don’t know what i did but what can i do to make up for it, please,

ilikeyoshi

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

ilikeyoshi

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

ilikeyoshi

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

snarkylittlespeedster

this feeling is so real

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westtlee

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

glutko

Every Deep Web horror story in a nutshell

Cocky 20-year-old: Oh FUCK YEAH I feel so goddamned invincible on the dark net. I’ve bought weed and other weird shit from there and it’s awesome. I’m gonna click on random links to sate my curiosity

*goes to a livestream of someone being murdered*

Cocky 20-year-old in the chat: Yo what the fuck you guys are fucked up

The admins and users of the chat: You goddamned idiot. Why the fuck did you come here to Murder Kill Room if you’re going to act like a pussy. We know where you live because you were a cocky piece of shit who didn’t use proxies. We’re going to send a dude to beat you to death in your sleep

Cocky 20-year-old: Fuck

meleedamage

CRYING OVER DICK.

meleedamage

anais-ninja-bitch

how are there so many of these?

meleedamage

loricameback-deactivated2026031

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

meleedamage

anais-ninja-bitch

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

meleedamage

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

rikzpt-deactivated20191229

Everyone talking about Snake and Samus but yall forgot to mention the biggest nerf in Smash Ultimate

fullmetalvenom

digi-egg

- I won’t die! I promised… I promised I’d protect you! - In that case, I’ll fight with you!

hanuphyros

What is the difference between a Female Garudamon and a Male one?! O.=.o ’ ’

digi-egg

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Something I didnt post here from back then steven universe's episode "Can't go back". Honestly lapis is best girl

#lapis lazuli #steven universe #rebecca sugar #lapiz lazuli #garnet #pearl #amethyst #yellow diamond #blue diamond #pink diamond #rose quartz #illustration #copicmarkers #copic #inking #drawing #fanart

marcys-universe

THIS BITCH REALLY SAID “WILL YOU MARRY ME” THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT IN 20GAYTEEN I CANT BREATHE

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