Eleventy-7

This has been in my queue for 8 months. Totally worth it.

This something i would do

His last reply! Haha He’s secretly happy as hell but can’t tell her

imagine your otp

a concept: we are driving down the freeeway. it is raining outside and the windshield wipers are on. i am half asleep in the passenger seat watching you, a huge blanket pulled over my shoulders. soft music plays on the radio. i close my eyes and am at peace.

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

Women cook for men for the same reason cats bring their owners dead animals. You think it’s because they love and respect you, but really they just think you’re too incompetent to feed yourself.

i really hope men who see this post don’t think its just a joke. every woman i have ever known to cook regularly for her male significant other has done it bc she literally does not think he is capable.

Shit, I can cook better than most nonprofessional females. I've taught my last 3 girlfriends how to cook, and my family makes me cook for holidays and because they crave meals I'm tired of making.

I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh

"I tell you what, that just ain't right. Propane and propane accessories are our friends, and you just don't shoot your friends."

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

I call it "quit making what I like popular, I hate people and when it's popular there are too many people involved and I start to dislike it."

Perf answer

Sex with many people is great. Sex with one person is great. As long as no one is getting hurt and everyone consented, fuck em all.