Eleven Pumpkins

This is an extremely chaotic evil image

im crying!!!!!!!

Me trying to meditate

Hire this person

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

this breaks my heart

oh, don’t get me wrong, tumblr assigning people to group chats at random is an unbelievably stupid move, but i can guarantee you with 100% confidence that the resulting drama is going to be worth every second

White gays when they hear black women speak once

i’m fucking begging everyone on this website to learn how to use a search engine because i just saw a post with 700,000 notes that asserted that crying physically drains Unbalanced Emotion Chemicals from your brain. yes this is literally a medieval humorist theory

We should know by now that unbalanced emotions can only be drained by leeches

now this is the kind of rigorous medical science i want to hear

KITTIES

It’s funny to see all the people reblogging this completely unaware that these three worked together for Y E A R S of course they have a John impression