This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

desired you while the women flee

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks