I want to pet you like an animal...

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

laughing at the concept of being in love. you just really like that little guy huh. your brain is high all the time because you like that little guy so much

where is the yeah it would be fucking nice tweet

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

not enough scenes in books where characters kill someone and throw up afterwards. like something has to be done

a lot of young girls need to realize that keeping friendships alive gets so hard after high school/uni and that you have to actively nurture your friendships if you want them to last yes even the friendships of 2 decades….. your 20s are so disorienting and trauamtizing no one can afford to take friendships for granted… everybody worries about not finding a romantic partner lets start worrying about being friendless by the time you hit 30

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu