variations on a cloud.

“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”

L + ratio + I have more goats than you + my dairy goats are more prolific than yours + your goats are lean and tough while mine are fatty + your goats are dull-eyed and lethargic and have sarcoptic mange + my sons drank goat collostrum in infancy and gained the vitality of the goat while yours were suckled by a wet nurse and became effete and sexually imbalanced

Literally this kitty is keeping me going.

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

not to give into delusions of grandeur but me and everyone involved in this post is directly responsible for futurama being renewed on hulu